Ugh…

  • godlessworm [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    13 hours ago

    my man has hops. what is that, a solid 2.5 inches off the ground? and he incorporated a soyface? he could have been a professional NBA player but he chose to save the world by inventing electric cars. he wouldn’t even have to bribe ME with a horse, i’d suck his dick.