• REgon [they/them]@hexbear.netOP
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    2 days ago

    Under Siege is just Die Hard On A Boat But Worse.

    Also did you know Steven Seagal has it in his contract that all his movies need to be titled such that it can be said in the trailer that “Steven Seagal IS [movie title]”?

    • lol hell yeah, what a nut case. it amuses me when weirdos like that police their identity as a brand, especially for something so absurd like an actor trying to make sure everyone “knows” they’re a real tough guy.

      meanwhile, he looks and moves as though he would get absolutely murdered by a flight of stairs.