MTGZone
  • Communities
  • Create Post
  • heart
    Support Lemmy
  • search
    Search
  • Login
  • Sign Up
Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago

I want you to have this

hexbear.net

message-square
15
fedilink
45

I want you to have this

hexbear.net

Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 8 months ago
message-square
15
fedilink
alert-triangle
You must log in or register to comment.
  • frauddogg [null/void, undecided]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    19
    ·
    8 months ago

    THIS IS WHY IF-ELSE AND SWITCH STATEMENTS EXIST. BAD POSADAS. BAD.

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      13
      ·
      8 months ago

      bridget-pride-stay-mad

  • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    16
    ·
    8 months ago

    Anyone remember that game where the guy taught himself how to program and ended up making the whole thing using if statements? He had no idea you could create recursive functions or loops.

    • Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netOP
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      5
      ·
      edit-2
      8 months ago

      https://youtu.be/qQwmNdYS6W0

      • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        1
        ·
        edit-2
        8 months ago

        I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

        • yewtu.be
        • inv.nadeko.net
        • yt.artemislena.eu
        • piped.video
    • Aradina [They/Them]@lemmy.ml
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      2
      ·
      8 months ago

      The code of that was… Long.

  • Duży Szef [he/him]@lemmygrad.ml
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    12
    ·
    8 months ago

    Dad tier joke. Love it.

    • PointAndClique@hexbear.net
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      7
      ·
      edit-2
      6 months ago

      deleted by creator

      • vovchik_ilich [he/him]@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        12
        ·
        edit-2
        8 months ago
        Tap for spoiler

        Nested "if"s are a bad practice in programming, in which you make a function work through a successive chain of “if” conditions.

        • PointAndClique@hexbear.net
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          6
          ·
          edit-2
          6 months ago

          deleted by creator

      • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
        link
        fedilink
        English
        arrow-up
        8
        ·
        8 months ago
        spoiler

        Programming thing. Nested IF statements.

        • PointAndClique@hexbear.net
          link
          fedilink
          English
          arrow-up
          7
          ·
          edit-2
          6 months ago

          deleted by creator

  • JoeByeThen [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    10
    ·
    8 months ago

    picard

  • Sickos [they/them, it/its]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    9
    ·
    8 months ago

    Because legible code is so terrible

  • TheLepidopterists [he/him]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    8
    ·
    8 months ago

    I don’t know anything about programming but this is reminding me of the worst put together excel sheet’s that I have to use at work.

  • comrade_pibb [comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    edit-2
    8 months ago

    refactor this garbage post haste

  • Evilphd666 [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
    link
    fedilink
    English
    arrow-up
    7
    ·
    edit-2
    8 months ago

    obama-spike IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF IF

    • HexReplyBot [none/use name]@hexbear.netB
      link
      fedilink
      English
      arrow-up
      1
      ·
      8 months ago

      I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

      • yewtu.be
      • inv.nadeko.net
      • yt.artemislena.eu
      • piped.video

chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Subscribe from Remote Instance

Create a post
You are not logged in. However you can subscribe from another Fediverse account, for example Lemmy or Mastodon. To do this, paste the following into the search field of your instance: !chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.

No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer

Slop posts go in c/slop. Don’t post low-hanging fruit here.

Visibility: Public
globe

This community can be federated to other instances and be posted/commented in by their users.

  • 740 users / day
  • 1.62K users / week
  • 2.69K users / month
  • 5.16K users / 6 months
  • 1 local subscriber
  • 13.9K subscribers
  • 9.14K Posts
  • 131K Comments
  • Modlog
  • mods:
  • LENINSGHOSTFACEKILLA [he/him]@hexbear.net
  • MiraculousMM [he/him, undecided]@hexbear.net
  • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
  • corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net
  • PorkrollPosadist [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net
  • ZoomeristLeninist [they/them, she/her]@hexbear.net
  • EmmaGoldman [she/her, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
  • sweet_pecan [love/loves, they/them]@hexbear.net
  • a_little_red_rat [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
  • khizuo [ze/zir]@hexbear.net
  • gaystyleJoker [she/her]@hexbear.net
  • thelastaxolotl [he/him]@hexbear.net
  • context [fae/faer, fae/faer]@hexbear.net
  • Infamousblt [any]@hexbear.net
  • Sulvy [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
  • BE: 0.19.5
  • Modlog
  • Legal
  • Instances
  • Docs
  • Code
  • join-lemmy.org