Someone actually hits Trump

Mass shooting (free space)

At least two more attempts on trump

Autopilot kills at least one semi-famous or rich person

Oil shock

Bird poop related incident at one political event

We get cool discovery from jwst

Settlerman falls out from his car while waving israel flag

Avian flu gets human to human transmission perk

Black out in new york due to wheelie bins (somehow)

Kamala smokes a blunt with Snoop Dogg.

Trump says the N-word.

“In a 6-3 Supreme Court decision…”

4th assasination attempt

Carrington Event type Solar flare

Florida gets another hurricane

Riot due to some sort of police provocation

A county official refuses to certify the election

A new commerical attacking third party candidates and Jill Stein is released by democrats

Another hack on presidential campaign releases embarrassing documents/emails

Iran missile strikes on Tel Aviv once again

Trump dies.

Trump references Vance fucking a couch.

Trump rants about the end of the Lawrence Welk show, promises to bring it back to MAGA.

Harris attends a debate against an empty podium. Loses.

Walz gets caught on a hot mic describing Trump with vulgar language.

Vance gets accused of sexual assault back when he was at Yale.

Ted Cruz says the haters are just jealous because they were too broke to go to Cancun during snowmaggedon.