We’d need 75 things.
I nominate:
Joe Biden dies.
Israel uses a nuke.
Florida gets another hurricane.
Someone tries to shoot Travis Kelce during a Chiefs game.
We’d need 75 things.
I nominate:
Joe Biden dies.
Israel uses a nuke.
Florida gets another hurricane.
Someone tries to shoot Travis Kelce during a Chiefs game.
Trump dies.
Trump references Vance fucking a couch.
Trump rants about the end of the Lawrence Welk show, promises to bring it back to MAGA.
Harris attends a debate against an empty podium. Loses.
Walz gets caught on a hot mic describing Trump with vulgar language.
Vance gets accused of sexual assault back when he was at Yale.
Ted Cruz says the haters are just jealous because they were too broke to go to Cancun during snowmaggedon.