12 bar blues novelty songs aren’t your thing? Takes all kinds, I guess.

Don’t they already have enough legitimate reasons to fire Hegseth?

I think you should go read it again. It isn’t really clear when she died.

“worth”

And it was not creepy at all:

You won’t ask for bank statements or email passwords? I mean, they really have nothing to hide.

Differing heights are less noticeable during the spin cycle, so I guess that’s how they are handling that issue.

Prosecute

I think we just need to make the rich very, very afraid.

So many ass pennies

Anonymous, if you’re listening…

1. Bring together all of the top military together to mingle.
2. Piss them off.
3. ???
4. Coup!

According to whom? The Heraean Games were held in conjunction with the ancient Greek Olympics. Are you saying that they were designed to spare men’s feelings, or are you saying that the tradition of sparing men’s feelings was already in place in the ancient world?

“We don’t need separation of faith and politics. We don’t need separation of church and state."

Yeah, yeah you do.

Trump will waive the fees for compliant companies (Amazon, etc.) while enforcing it everywhere else. Small companies will lose, and it’ll be just that much more leverage that Trump has over corporations in general.

He was a farm boy. They were probably considered pests, and if allowed to multiply would have sorely impacted his crop of…moisture

Elaborate

< just generally points at everything >

Ihre Papiere, bitte

Sesame Street has been mocking Trump for years (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

I would guess then that a lot of nutrition labels ought to be updated, since these digested thickeners would no longer be considered calorie free.