Jokes? In my Lemmy community? >:(
I sometimes trip over nothing, even when I’m not running for my fucking life.
Transparency? Disgusting. I should be free to abuse my powers without peasants knowing, it’s my god given right!
Also, fucking leg hairs.
Go back whence you slept.
Me every time I try cooking.
Women everywhere watching in excitement.
Speak for your fucking self.
Why is your microwave window broken?
They should take vitamin D supplements like the rest of us shut-ins.
Maybe? It doesn’t really seem tgat big a deal to me, I still like getting their bars.
Depends on the flavour of autism, I guess. My partner’s autistic and can remember some things pretty well, but struggles a lot with others.
But hey, at least the kids won’t think it’s safe for frogs to eat fireflies.
Nintendo gonna bring execution of nine relations back into style.
Seriously. I don’t mind it as a platform for socialising, but it’s terrible as a support platform, and it goes against the idea of open and accessible information.
I don’t know, but every fucking group’s reliance on Discord pisses me off. I’m very much into modding my games, the problem is that every damn mod author wants to do support only on Discord, which means probably more than half of my 200 servers are just for that.
Ah, fuck.
Oh boy, repeat customers.
Same here in the UK. Shops and such had hand sanitizer instead.