Which issue is this from

Oh my fucking god not a priority (also not a possibility). Fuck this country.

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Slavery thats called slavery Edit sorry thats called slavery in civilized countries but the US is not one of them, we do not consider this slavery legally lol

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Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It’s harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe

Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn’t cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid

Christofascists are not a threat I saw coming growing up in the 90s

So disappointing Glover hasn’t actually been Prowler yet

Two hundred up votes, dont hate the player hate the game

It occurs to me that a great many sayings exist for the speaker to self justify their own actions

Dale Earnhardt is an american Nascar driver who american conservatives love to claim as their own, even though his politics are remarkably liberal. Also worth noting is that Nascar is a primarily southern-conservative sport.

Can we ride ostriches?

It’s not stupidity though right? It’s poes law. People simply can’t tell what is or isn’t satire; is the funny looking guy at the desk smart? Dumb? Arrogant? There’s no way to tell if you don’t know who he is (most people don’t pay attention to losers like crowder) so people have to make a base assumption based on their already existing perceptions.

Seriously, I grew up on sm forums where people would constantly say don’t feed the trolls. Shame society at large didn’t get the memo

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I was in middle school when earbuds came out in the early 2000s and I remember the exact same idiot bait news headlines about ipods, I’m sure there’s a 70’s equivalent for headphones. It seems like journalists think the concept of volume is totally alien to humanity, regardless of time period.

sTeroids?

The new windows appification and UI shit screams “we think people are straight up fuckin retarded” to me. They might as well manufacture keyboards to look like speak and spell toys

Conservatives haaaaaate poor people.

Cuneiform! Oldest writing system known, I love it