Yeah step 6 is the mind flayer.

South Park never forgets

I don’t know what is considered a lib anymore but my answer is let’s have more than 2 parties. Reform electoral law, get rid of first past the post. Raked choice voting.

Speak for yourself. When I quit vaping my entire neck and shoulders locked up in a painful cramp and I spoke in a shout for weeeks. It did not. Go. Away until the day I chewed nicotine gum. Which was a MONTH after I put down the vapes. I swear if I get my hands on that alan carr I’m going to throttle him for his cold turkey bullshit.

I don’t feel guilty about looking at reddit now and then, but I do it through browser and I will NEVER contribute content or moderation, ever again. Fuck them. I used redact, deleted all my shit. Site is 90% dead internet trash 10% humans who haven’t been banned yet for saying a bad word.

Clear aloe gel from the drugstore. Not the aftersun with “cooling” medicine for sunburn, you’ve been warned.

Just the plain clear stuff. Prevents ingrown hairs and makes it all sterile and not inflamed. Good slippage when dry too. You’ll be sticky for about 5 minutes while it sets.

Slithered all over middle earth starving and eating dead things to bite off Frodo Baggin’s finger? Is this a trick question?

I downvoted you because I’m prejudiced against your kind.

“not torturing children”

He is ready to welcome your hairless kitten.

P.s. I have to cover my guest bed with a sacrificial sheet until company comes, I have a dog who likes to keep it ready as well.

I suppose if you are just thinking about things like cost of formula, diapers, clothes, education. In terms of time spent, children take less and less one on one time as each year passes. They have a finite timeline of required care.

The elderly become less and less independant, the care they require becomes more and more medical in nature, and there is no timeline. Someone with dementia can require around the clock medical care for decades.

Sounds like he had a union job and/or worked for govt. Like a janitor in a school district.

Alright, 40s here, I’ll try. I assume OP is some kind of social media figure with a following. “Ship” means having a parasocial or imaginary relationship with a public figure, like a kpop star. I think fandoms often “ship” imaginary charactors together, like 2 charactors who are not in love in the original material of an anime.

So she’s saying break up with your girlfriend because I imagine us together. Take down your photos because I’m jealous your other fans will look.

Then she’s talking about a parasocial relationship she has with an ai chatbot she has trained upon OP’s likeness and data. She’s saying her chatbot version of OP told her to go ahead and contact OP with these psycho demands.

How did I do?

Cancer in a tortilla!

Surely you would rather watch the cat channel.

I have a dog who does this because he fully understands the television and thinks I should watch Fred TV instead. He also tries to snoot my phone out of my hand 20 times a day.

I started a compost and freeze all my meat till use. Goodbye, guilt! Those plums are bettering my soil now! I’m stealing south america’s water and nutrients!

I thought you were leaving?

Flock is international. They claim a quarter million cameras up in Europe. So American cameras surveilling everyone. Local govts across the world paying into it.

this is not an airport, there is no need to announce your departure.

I was just wondering how hard it would be to rip a fucking leg off. I’m an industrial mechanic. Bolt cutters? Tin snips.