Write all the important phone numbers in sharpie on your arm until you get in and can get pen\paper. Try to find someone on the outside that can add commissary to your account. Try to read as much as possible. You got this.

Jokes on you, that’s my kink

Imagine inviting a bunch of people to watch you beat up on someone’s dad grandad, charging people for it, then having the audacity to be proud of it. People got a little dumber yesterday.

“But the master wouldn’t approve” -Torgo IYKYK

Was it not every single Florida Republican who voted no on FEMA relief? 😅

5/5 Werther’s Original

They said no one has ever seen this kind of syphiless before. Tears rolling down his face and he says, “Sir…

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