I never made an issue of it when he was a child. We were very understanding and dealt with it as best we could. He didn’t get a lot of haircuts. It is something I playfully joke with him about now that he’s grown up. And I like and support his beautiful long hair. Thank you for reading into things and attacking me. I just love sharing on this community sometimes

I joke with him about it as an adult now. I’m definitely not the monster you’re insinuating. My parents were monsters, so kindly fuck off. I’m sorry for sharing, asshole

He didn’t have any context of what Samson even meant when he was a child either. It was kind of an inside joke between me and his mother, who were forced to attend cultish, crazy church when we were kids. It wasn’t until he was old enough to laugh about it that I even told him the story. And it was just me joking about how his hair was his superpower

Exactly. Have you been tested for autism by chance?

He was tested for autism, so it wasn’t that. Dude just hates haircuts

That was basically my son. Lost his fucking shit every time someone came anywhere near his hair. Like crazy stuff! Scissors or clippers.

It was a total pain in the ass, up until around jr high when he grew out of it. And he’s a hairball now still. I tease him and call him Samson still sometimes to this day

I know he’s not going anywhere, but we’ve all seen how fragile his ego is, so you know it’s hurt his feelings.

I’m generally very sensitive to seeing people sad or upset. But there are a select few demons out there that it gives me pleasure. Small victories

It’s gotta hurt bad to be rejected by the likes of Trumps cabinet. Lol

They Live is the truth!

He’s excited to put some millage on his new $400 million bribe

That’s probably for the best. In a country with 80 million people that are dumb enough to vote for Trump, we really shouldn’t be taking people from other counties insane asylums

/s

Hoping someone rapesius their dead corpsiuses real soon.

Jk, not advocating murder…

You think those underpaid hardware store employees are gonna try and stop you from walking out with one?

Assuming it should be sour, which works fine. Big difference between soar and sour in this context

In before “Not for sale!? Well, military force it is then”

Nah, they’re just gonna level the redwoods, and other national parks. Fire maintenance of all those matchsticks or some bullshit

I had a tool in highschool that took the valve out of the stem I borrowed from my dads mechanic shop that I put to good use. If there’s a hell I’m probably headed there

My friend had that happen when he smashed a spider with a bottle of beer once. I was sitting right beside him tripping balls on acid 🤯

Check out the New England Patriot team planes recent activity

Watch Trump appoint Richard Spencer or some other alt right bro to run it

BuT HUnTeR BIdENs LAPTOP!!!