Historically speaking, guillotine

Gout is just from a shitty diet at least

Brains.

Object wise? Probably Knives/blades. Used in Cooking, Killing, and Crafting.

A simple effective knife/blade can be created using stones and would likely be one of the initial things you’d want in a survival situation.

14 / 15.

God emperor + 3 kobolds in a trench coat. It practically RPs itself.

'Can’t be that good if I’m here."

Or, “better now that you’re here”

Become a dentist and have a house of teeth made from all the leftovers

Are there any sky ships yet? If no, is anyone working on it.

How many moons are there?

What are the constellations named?

Are there 3 headed monkeys?

What sort of weird/odd games do the pirates play for sport? E.G. a loogey hocking competition.

Haley’s comet would be the best bug free source of ice

Turtles, crabs, or certain species of Jellyfish

You also sell the wear and tear of your body. So, arguably this is better.

My personal opinion is that’s because the majority of their flavor is sucked up by wild shape