This more like: sometimes a calculator can be a clock.

In Latin that’s Deus Ex Machina.

A meter is a Baker’s yard. 3 free inches!

It’s funny how the biggest argument for metric is that it’s so accurate but in real life use it degrades to “close enough”. My main problem with metric is that I can’t get my pencil that sharp.

Looks like Trump came across a rerun of Bosom Buddies.

Booblenpuppen.

If only they made a meter equal a yard. Then we could all be bilingual.

How’d the miss Lute Skywalker?

I’ve just had experiences with Ai help chats where when I started typing the Ai would try to finish my sentence and would jump the cursor around making it absolutely unusable. I had to type in note pad and copy it into the chat. Staggeringly useless. So if this ‘mind reading’ Ai is like that I don’t predict good results.

Also, fuck you quickbooks.

All your tacks are straight, they just turn every so often. Over time that adds up to Velocity Made Good.

The only place you can’t sail is directly into the wind. You can go all the other places eventually but it’s a lot of back and forth.

I… ummm… uhhh… AROOOOOOOOOOO!

How Philip K Dickensian.

It’s happening to governments too, but they call it austerity.

I thought it was something about anarchy and couldn’t recognize the guy.

Share it to Firefox and touch the little clipboard looking thing in the browser bar. Sometimes you need to refresh the page to get it to work.

If you make lunch long enough you’ll need to take a lunch break.

House centipedes eat ants.

I’d call them crown staples. Putting vise grips on the end to keep it straight and tapping it with a hammer can work sometimes to get it through the other side. Pulling it straight through this side will probably damage the wood. Probably pest to just cut them flush and move on.

See what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass? Math happens.