This advertisement isn’t to sell anything, it’s to get them used to the name and associated with their cultural identity. Who advertises at memorial services anyways? If this is the new thing then I’m going to lock in a Taco Bell and Dollar Store ad agreement while it’s still a fresh idea.

Yes, exactly. The goo isn’t wasted space, it’s just as much part of the creamed corn as the whole kernels.

I’m pretty sure that OP is just messing around but it’s actually fun to think about.

Get it, Michael! He doesn’t need to see in order to hear pst! pst! pst!