Frog spawn are the boba of the pond world.

For a “winner” he’s doing a lot of losing

Pissed, hammered, spannered, rat-arsed, bollocksed, badgered, smashed, away with the fairies, banjaxed, tired and emotional, battered, can’t lie down without holding on, comfortably numb, drunk as a Lord/Judge, steaming, twatted, wasted, three sheets tut wind, lagered up, leathered, legless, pickled, off your tits/face/trolley, out yer tree, pissed as a fart, wellied, sayin hello to Mr Armitage, shit-faced, trollied, utterly carparked, etc, etc.

Wouldn’t if I was you.

American democracy was an interesting experiment. Well done for lasting this long. Glad I’m not you guys. I shall continue watching the car wreck.

Modern Lenovo are still good. My P51 can withstand a litre of water being poured on the keyboard without breaking. It’s easy to service and built like a tank.

It’s also a Metallica song

Fuck your duck! I raise you my 🐦

I don’t understand their use of the term “log cabin”. Is there something gay about log cabins?

Oooooh this is relevant to my interests!! After 20yrs doing web dev I crashed out of two jobs in 6 months completely hating coding. Can’t even bring myself to look at code nowadays.

What did you go into after quitting web dev?

What did you used to program in?

Tracking clicks on links with JS is pretty normal. I always implemented that with Google analytics for my e-commerce sites.

It helps you track things like downloads of files, email links, exit links, etc.

I don’t get it? That’s Trump’s son in law isn’t it?

I wonder if the lemmy.ml users will burst in here too brigade this story into the ground.

Last time I suggested Nicaragua had a poor human rights record I got banned from the instance.

Aaaw that’s absolutely adorable! 🥰

I ask my mate in Shenzhen what he thinks of China and Xi.

He hates Xi and so do most of his friends. His wife is even a member of the CCP.

If you don’t fully commit to the party line and pay increasing fees you don’t progress in the CCP. Sounds a lot like Scientology tbh and they see it as more of a tax. Because leaving is a huge no-no. She wishes she never joined.

I take his (Chinese) opinion of China much more highly than a bunch of angry Zoomer kids on Lemmy.ml posting puff-pieces by the CCP.

I prefer to walk mine in the park on a lead.

Every time you think you have life worked out it comes along and fucks your shit up.

It depends on the website hosting location. TOS, users location and relevant international copyright treaties.

It’s not a one-size-fits-all.

As a UK citizen I can’t claim my (US) first amendment right to call you a “cunt”.

It’s against the website TOS and I’m not American.

Putting a license at the bottom clears any ambiguity.

Funnily enough you’re only highlighting your own “Zoomer” naivety of law by making your “Boomer” comment.

Brutish missiles