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FYI, carrots grow vertically, not horizontally.
FYI, carrots grow vertically, not horizontally.
They are roots. Roots are like spongy straws. When a sponge dries out…
Wait 'til y’all find out about butter bells.
Gosh, I thought mine had a bad overbite. Derpiness max factor unlocked.
Confirmed. My Borzoi lies continually, especially to “have you eaten yet?” And “who made this mess?!”
She gives you that Russian side-eye.
I don’t lie, so I’ll say, “well, you know…” and if they are friends, they know, if they aren’t, that’s a clue that they don’t want to.
No, self-enhancing. It was in the article.
I’ve always loved self-enhancing humor. Maybe this is why I’ve been told I was never a child. Lol.
I hope to never go back to office. Remote has been a life changer. I have time to keep weeds out of my garden. The flexibility to have workers at my house whenever they are available. The freedom to set up my desk how I like it. Time to eat breakfast. I don’t get headaches every day any more from the lighting. I get to go outside during breaks for some sunshine time. I’m here when the kids come home.
My work is more focused. No more road stress. I may be able to move to a place I can tolerate. No more wearing makeup that is bad for my skin. No more having to pack a lunch. My life is infinitely better without having to commute.
This is my favorite comment so far this week. /unexpectedShakespeare
I love alternative vamps.
I once played a post-Atlantean vampire who lived in the PNW, taught ancient history (night classes,) and liked to draw. She also didn’t believe in killing any more. She had a lot of back story and a bad accent in every language. She also had a cracked sense of humor and was only mostly sane.
Because when it comes to survival until procreation, you don’t need more than two sets.
Haha. Marriage is just the beginning. Not anywhere close to actualization. And if you have kids, you’ll realize you’re still at the beginning.
It’s not like bees pollinate for our benefit.
There’s a reason animals run away from the monkeys with pointy sticks. We eliminated the ones that don’t until we got comfortable enough that we had the luxury of turning them into various forms of entertainment, and therefore had a reason to preserve some.
This is good advice. We had a Firbolg bard who loved to cook. Characters are more than combat.
Countercountercounterpoint: okra
Growing your own celery is a game changer. Most produce we get in the store is hopelessly bland.
First, you’re not OP, so I can only imagine that you’re taking something personally that has nothing to do with you.
Second, nothing in this post mentioned trauma. Being harassed by invasive questions isn’t trauma, it’s just humans trying to be social.
Third, if instead of working on your trauma you’re trolling internet discussions and inserting yourself whenever you think you can successfully play the victim, you do not have my sympathy.
Because by 40, most people are past these kinds of shenanigans.
Somebody skipped the checks and balances lesson in 10th grade American History, eh?