HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1年前If Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?message-squaremessage-square161fedilinkarrow-up1564arrow-down124
arrow-up1540arrow-down1message-squareIf Jesus can turn water into wine, but wine is still mostly made of water, can Jesus apply his powers recursively and create more and more concentrated wine?HiddenLayer555@lemmy.ml to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1年前message-square161fedilink
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up50arrow-down1·1年前I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
minus-squaremetaStatic@kbin.earthlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·1年前Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
minus-squareacosmichippo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1年前bro do you got any snacks to go with this
minus-squarecybervseas@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1年前All I can offer is some fish and bread.
minus-squareBilliam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1年前He’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed. Of course he was fucking hammered all day.
I choose to believe at this point, Jesus got so drunk he forgot to try it a third time.
Is this really the blood of Christ? Man that guy must have been wasted 24/7
bro do you got any snacks to go with this
You can have one tasteless cracker.
All I can offer is some fish and bread.
deleted by creator
He’s 30 years old, still lived with his parents, and spent all day hanging out with his twelve dude bros in a time before XBox existed.
Of course he was fucking hammered all day.