When you’re angling to be a minion of Cruz, its the epitome of aspiring to sub-mediocrity.

Who’s fully mediocre? I dunno… At random, Jack Reed maybe?

Rat fleeing a sinking ship for… another sinking ship.

Hopefully he tanks that campaign too. We need to take the trash out this election!

As odious and obnoxious as Cruz is, let’s face it: he’s running for state-wide office in Texas. I don’t want him to, but he’s pretty likely to win.

LaCivita is probably looking at some internal polling for DJT that looks pretty terrible. He’s probably figuring that if he bails out now, he can avoid having a loss on his resume, and also gain a win.

Dude probably just wants to collect a check without all the cat eating.

“I mean, I’m here for your dooming & dissing on The Odious Ted Cruz—I’m right here for it—but in between desecrating Arlington and reviving the KKK in Ohio, how do you find the time?” Oleske asked.

Hahahahaha.

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