• InevitableSwing [none/use name]@hexbear.netOP
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      2 months ago

      I hope one day somebody makes a comedy with a title like “Marks” about total idiots who buy a $100,000+ car made by a strange, racist, and moronic billionaire. The movie could begin with a robbery. The billionaire drives his car somewhere to get to get food to go. Once he’s inside - somebody breaks in within seconds via a window shattering trick and steals the stuff that’s grabble including a laptop. The thief gets into the laptop equally easily. The password is the something stupid like the name of the car.

      On the laptop is plain text data for the ~15,000 marks who bought his car and they are the biggest marks in the world…