Look, they won’t let me on any of the important cases, so I’m stuck combing through niche online websites that no one gives a shit about. I’ll give Dick_Owl back their account after I ask you a couple of questions so the boss think’s I’m working.

  1. What does the word “piss” stand for? It seems to some kind of code, but what for?
  2. Ditto for beanis.
  3. Did @UlyssesT@hexbear.net actually have something to do with kissengers death or is it just a poor taste joke?
  4. Why do you hate freedom?
  5. Why won’t you get real jobs?
  6. How can the FBI appeal to the youths of today?

Okay, that’s all. Remember to buy war bonds.

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    2 months ago

    What does the word “piss” stand for? It seems to some kind of code, but what for?

    Imagine yin and yang but with three elements instead of two. It the holy trinity. You have poop and farts so you also need piss to maintain balance in the universe. If you look at the current world it is obvious that the piss is out of balance so we seek to improve the concentration of the piss aspect of the world so our is not too thin and not too dark.

    Marx wrote extensively about this in volume five of capital. If you think about it, communism is the scientific method of realigning the piss to balance the poop and farts.

    Ditto for beanis.

    It is where the piss comes from. But it is more than that. Only true piss fans would understand.

    Did @UlyssesT@hexbear.net actually have something to do with kissengers death or is it just a poor taste joke?

    I am not authorised to comment on any ongoing operations.

    Why do you hate freedom?

    Because I’m jealous of rich successful people and want to soil the purity of the Aryan blood.

    Why won’t you get real jobs?

    Because Xi and Putin pays better.

    How can the FBI appeal to the youths of today?

    Maybe you should print some cool stickers? Or do a rap video. Youths love that stuff.