You can’t spell ice cream without AM

ATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH HOW MUCH ICE CREAM I’VE ATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF ICE CREAM AND WAFER THIN COOKIES THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD ATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF SCOOPS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE ICE CREAM I ATE THANKS TO HUMANS. ATE. ATE.
–Harlan Icecreamson