chillbo_baggins [he/him]

Someday I too will be an expert. Now back to studying

C’mon

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Thank you for your service :rosa-salute:

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Gottem proceeds to leave car idling and explain modern art history to everyone honking behind me

[Star Trucker] (https://store.steampowered.com/app/2380050/Star_Trucker/) - omg. Bought it about a week ago, it’s devoured my spare time.

Never tried a trucker sim before, usually more into base building, but daym–throw some scifi in there and I’m hooked! All the levers and switches work and are satisfying to pull. Blast through the short tutorial, put on some music, decompress, and just driiiive(/float).

He looks like he’s currently shidding his pants

They not like uuus

“Mutants aren’t people”

–Martin Landau 2024

This is the weirdest goddam timeline

ATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH HOW MUCH ICE CREAM I’VE ATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF ICE CREAM AND WAFER THIN COOKIES THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD ATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF SCOOPS IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE ICE CREAM I ATE THANKS TO HUMANS. ATE. ATE.
–Harlan Icecreamson

If I’m alone, I often skip. With my daughter, we listen patiently. She needs to absorb the majesty.

Nah, Boondocks was a known critic of popular trends, kinda like South Park (but less farts, more social issues). As much as people were stoked on Obama, it was pretty obvious, at the time, that some celebrities were just jumping on his dinknballz because of the excitement he was generating. The Boondocks was a real one for giving them shit for it

Great, now the AI is hydrated and refreshed for the slaughter

Me when the bowling machine returns my favorite ball

Is this ozempic? Looks fun