I can’t believe this is real holy shit
In a statement on Tuesday about the lawsuit, X’s chief executive, Linda Yaccarino, said: “People are hurt when the marketplace of ideas is constricted. No small group of people should monopolize what gets monetized.”
I’m gonna sue Walmart for not paying me… no your Honor, I have never been an employee of Walmart.
It would be the other way around. They’d be suing you for shopping at their competitiors and thereby acting against your economic self-interest (as determined by Walmart.)
Literally a plan that would be dreamed up by Ricky from Trailer Park Boys.
The difference is that Ricky would actually be able to talk the judge into agreeing with him
Using the Canadian People’s Freedom of Choices and Voices Act to force advertisers to buy ads to buy his hash coins and also pay him in hash coins
Simple supply and command
Ricky wouldn’t be so litigious. He’d have to pay for a lawyer, most of which cost more than $12.35, some hash and six or seven sticks of pepperoni (pepperoni in this case being a local misnomer for what’s really closer to a polish sausage, nova Scotia has weird food quirks)
Ricky doesn’t need a lawyer. He represents himself and he does it well.
Thanks to the people’s voices and choices act or whatever the fuck ever