CalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 1年前This is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkimagemessage-square6fedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down10
arrow-up16arrow-down1imageThis is how we ended up with a servant named Grayskull.ttrpg.networkCalamityEmu@ttrpg.network to RPGMemes @ttrpg.networkEnglish · 1年前message-square6fedilink
minus-squareCalamityEmu@ttrpg.networkOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1年前Our player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
minus-squareSpeakinTelnet@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1年前“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…” “His name is Meatball”
minus-squareRevan343@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1年前“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.” “What colours are they?” “…fuck.”
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1年前This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.” On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1年前“Horsey McHorseFace.” “You no longer have the right to choose.”
Our player who likes doing this to the DM: “So they’re giving us horses? What are the horses’ names?” Our DM: “…no. You choose.”
“Dasher, Dancer, Prancer…”
“His name is Meatball”
“They aren’t attached enough to the horses to have chosen names for them, they are referred to by their coat colour.”
“What colours are they?”
“…fuck.”
This is how I accidentally named one guy “ThisGuy” and the other, “Thatguy.”
On the plus side, Jim Bob the bridge builder is a long term friend I keep looking up when we visit town.
“Horsey McHorseFace.”
“You no longer have the right to choose.”