• propter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.net
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      3 months ago

      So I’m fingering my partner, right? But my suicide ring has this faulty clasp, and for whatever reason I forgot to take it off before sexy time. Anyway, bada bing bada boom, I’ve got a life insurance claim.