Has anyone spoken with the couch? Maybe it’s a willing participant in this sexual deviancy. I’m serious, is it even sex if someone uses a latex glove to ejaculate a couch? Do you think he had a name for the couch or was it just a spur of the moment thing? I’m starting to see your point… It was very likely unwanted behavior. Couches are not normally fucked with a latex glove covered cock. It was violated.
I’m not saying JD Vance fucked a couch but if he did it might have been something more serious than is being discussed.
I’ve reached out to the couch, but it said the trauma was too fresh to be able to open up about it at this time. I respected the will of the couch and left it at that.
For some reason I’m reminded of that quote in Altered States: “Sex is a mystical experience for you. You carry on like a flagellant which can be very nice, but l sometimes wonder if it’s me that’s being made love to. I feel like I’m being harpooned by some raging monk in the act of receiving God.”
I promise I’ll never say that jd vance violated a couch in a fit of reckless lust ever again.
Has anyone spoken with the couch? Maybe it’s a willing participant in this sexual deviancy. I’m serious, is it even sex if someone uses a latex glove to ejaculate a couch? Do you think he had a name for the couch or was it just a spur of the moment thing? I’m starting to see your point… It was very likely unwanted behavior. Couches are not normally fucked with a latex glove covered cock. It was violated.
I’m not saying JD Vance fucked a couch but if he did it might have been something more serious than is being discussed.
I’ve reached out to the couch, but it said the trauma was too fresh to be able to open up about it at this time. I respected the will of the couch and left it at that.
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For some reason I’m reminded of that quote in Altered States: “Sex is a mystical experience for you. You carry on like a flagellant which can be very nice, but l sometimes wonder if it’s me that’s being made love to. I feel like I’m being harpooned by some raging monk in the act of receiving God.”