Someone lied and said he said he fucked a couch in his book and put a random page number for it, people believed it for a little and then it got debunked.

One of the articles debunking it got removed i think based off the argument that you cant say for sure he didn’t fuck a couch, you can only say he didn’t say he did in his book which is adding fuel to the flames

basically what that other dude said two minutes ago, except i wanted to add that it’s hilarious because he seems like the type. it’s probably still true, but a few days ago if you searched JD Vance Couch on any search engine, it was all headline news items from big outlets saying that JD Vance didn’t have sexual intercourse with a couch.

which, i dunno, if i see 9 articles denying an embarassing sexual rumor, i’m gonna start to wonder if maybe there’s something to it.

The 10th Man Principle: If nine of us look at the same information and arrive at the exact same conclusion, it is the duty of the 10th man to disagree no matter how improbable it may seem. The tenth man has to start investigating under the assumption the other nine are wrong.

Vance fucked one, apparently.

He was one of the first “hot couch” guys