dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 年前Using a notification badge to make me look at an ad should be a felonymessage-squaremessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up1309arrow-down113
arrow-up1296arrow-down1message-squareUsing a notification badge to make me look at an ad should be a felonydmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 年前message-square44fedilink
minus-squareapplepie@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down13·1 年前Easy solution don’t install spyware and malware on your phone. Use web apps if you really have to use that trash. Vote with you fucking feet jfc
minus-squarePossibly linux@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 年前Instructions unclear, my foot is now stuck in a vacuum cleaner
minus-squareapplepie@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前Take a his res photo of your buthole and upload into your vacuum app so ww can verify you are an authorized owner so we can release your foot. Thank you for your cooperation peasants!
minus-squareFubber Nuckin'@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 年前I’m stuck at step zero: getting a phone that’s mine
minus-squareapplepie@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前pixel with grapheneOS will get you as close to that as possible practically.
Easy solution don’t install spyware and malware on your phone. Use web apps if you really have to use that trash.
Vote with you fucking feet jfc
Instructions unclear, my foot is now stuck in a vacuum cleaner
Take a his res photo of your buthole and upload into your vacuum app so ww can verify you are an authorized owner so we can release your foot. Thank you for your cooperation peasants!
What about a her res photo?
high*
I’m stuck at step zero: getting a phone that’s mine
pixel with grapheneOS will get you as close to that as possible practically.