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dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 年前

Using a notification badge to make me look at an ad should be a felony

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Using a notification badge to make me look at an ad should be a felony

dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 年前
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    Instructions unclear, my foot is now stuck in a vacuum cleaner

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      Take a his res photo of your buthole and upload into your vacuum app so ww can verify you are an authorized owner so we can release your foot. Thank you for your cooperation peasants!

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        What about a her res photo?

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          high*

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