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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

But that day is not today

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But that day is not today

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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    I hope I’ll never see the day where I’m that dead inside.

  • Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    64 if you relax

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    I won’t.

  • objectionist@sh.itjust.works
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    guess i’m dead inside

  • JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world
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    Uranus smells like farts, scientists confirm

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️@yiffit.net
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      What a coincy-dink!

  • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.world
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    You, vs the guy she tells you not to worry about.

  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Loud buzzer noise

  • platypus_plumba@lemmy.world
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    As a non-native speaker, I’ve been calling this planet “your anus” because I never heard it being pronounced before, and these internet jokes made me think it was pronounced the same way. Like “if it’s funny it’s probably because they sound the same”.

    If you ever feel stupid just think of this.

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      Your pronunciation was correct before the 1980s. Then, the scientific community collectively had enough of the snickering.

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        Oh wow, good fun fact.

  • pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    spell it differently.

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