- Yeah, no. Mustard doesn’t work. I have tried. That goddamn ghost just invited his mates for a barbecue party. Had to play Yoko Ono for days to get them all out again! - Damn, same happening here - Please tell me you haven’t tried that thing with shampoo and yogurt as well. This was beyond embarrassing and it did nothing! 
 
- Try the gas version next time. Liquid is for chumps. - What about solids? - The worst. Not spreadable. - Mustard gas on molten hot dogs. 
 
 
 
 
- Has anyone ever seen a ghost while eating a hot dog? Me either. Maybe he’s onto something 
- Floating Head LeBron - Racist - Because he has a black beard and the background is black? Pretty sure the same would happen no matter the race but ok. - Oh sorry I was just being ironic, ofc there’s nothing specifically racist about this 
 
 
 
- The picture looks like he’s got a bald cap on 
- “I believe ghosts are like dogs and they just sort of do things arbitrarily” - Charles Barkley 
- He would know 
- lebron james reportedly tries to repel ghosts with mustard 
- I don’t watch sports. Is this really how sporters talk or is this parody? - Kyrie Irving (basketball) is known for having some takes and Aaron Rodgers (football) has also gone off the deep end, so while I think this particular instance is parody, it’s not impossible someone out there is reading this and going “hmmm, makes a good point.” 
- Neither do I, but from several other sources and experiences: yes, many do. Maybe all even, but without an axe and a bow dare I not venture into the utter darkness that is sports ‘journalism’. 
 










