Resident Evil 1 for the first time. The voice acting is very silly.
Don’t oPen that door!
Chris is our old partner ya knoow.
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Resident Evil 1 for the first time. The voice acting is very silly.
Don’t oPen that door!
Chris is our old partner ya knoow.
This is coward talk. Healers should be given silver bullets for their guns with badass names like “Spectre Covenant” and huge medieval maces.
there are some spots on earth’s surface where this is true as well.
no, if you want to hurt someone, a gun is better. If you don’t want to hurt anyone, running away is better.
the bread is the lynch pin of the sandwich. You can do whatever you want with the rest of the ingredients, but the bread must (usually) be baked.
lol eat shit
hm, no, because it is baking instead.
I have better taste in music now than when I was a kid. Stagnation is death
Waluigi and Samus.
What this says about me is that I’m a lanky crook who underneath the rough veneer is a clumsy weirdo with a hyperfixation on birds??? I guess that’s actually pretty accurate, though the slang is pretty archaic there.
starting from the “d”, look up and to the right
I’ve somehow managed to capture a bit of childhood wonder with videogames of all things again.
Way back when I was a kid, my uncle showed me Super Mario Sunshine on the Gamecube, and I was blown away by how good it looked. Clear water, beautiful scenery, bright colors. I was absolutely astonished. It felt like I was living in the future.
When I was a bit older and got my first gaming PC, I felt that same sense of wonder seeing Ironforge populated with so many people running around in their cool armor and epic mounts.
It’s been a hot minute since then, and I haven’t been wowed like that again until now, when I’ve slid my phone into a controller and steamlink’s a fully modded skyrim from my PC to it. I just spent a couple hours marvelling at how sick that is that I can do that, lying on the couch and experiencing real ass games.
Now granted, the switch and the psp / vita etc have all been around for a minute, but this is my doomscrolling machine, turned into a handheld console with as high end graphics and mods as I can handle on my PC. It blew my mind since I’ve been dismissing the phone gaming ecosystem as little more than microtransaction shovelware hell for the longest time. It’s just really neat!
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Hey, so long as someone with more ethics than the average patrol officer is in charge of the Command Undead spell, skeleton cops might even be safer and more humane for everyone…
You know, come to think of it, I did play in a game where this exact scenario played out, we got some state-sanctioned necromancers to get an actual corpse as a witness to a crime with that exact spell.
Going with D&D’s version of necromancy… probably not. Undead have a strong and innate anti-life bias. Some intelligent undead are likely to be able to mask it, but without exceptionally strong wills will likely still act in a way that will cause the most death.
Non-undead ressurected individuals would likely be able to testify, however.
imagine how different fantasy would be if bilbo was the top variety of burglar.
I think it might just be the old creeping in. Kids like emojis, and they weren’t around when we were kids, so it is new and strange so I don’t like it, etc.
So… what’s their peace plan?
Probably about a 5. The monsterfucker fantasy rears its ugly head sure, but unless scientists make hot bara werewolves real and aliens roll up and are dtf, I’m fairly vanilla in practice.