Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agoMy plan is to crumble with it.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square239fedilinkarrow-up11.44Karrow-down135
arrow-up11.4Karrow-down1imageMy plan is to crumble with it.lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 months agomessage-square239fedilink
minus-squareTheObviousSolution@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up16arrow-down1·edit-210 months agoMy retirement plan is a cyanide pill to avoid the torture of roaming dystopian gangs of armed militias when they ransack my place because law and order has largely vanished and I’m their next stop. Na, I’m just kidding. I enjoy the pain.
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·10 months agoYou either die to the prion-diseased rape cannibals or you live long enough to see yourself become a prion-diseased rape cannibal.
My retirement plan is a cyanide pill to avoid the torture of roaming dystopian gangs of armed militias when they ransack my place because law and order has largely vanished and I’m their next stop.
Na, I’m just kidding. I enjoy the pain.
You either die to the prion-diseased rape cannibals or you live long enough to see yourself become a prion-diseased rape cannibal.