2 joints
Humongous platter of various veggies and fruits and salad with low cal dressings.
Like just so much produce.
Become a plant
bro, smokin 2 j’s to myself and thinking that i’m not about to create a goblin concoction of whatever i can toss in a bowl or eat straight from the jar, is downright silly. absolutely whimsical thinking. in a state like that, i’ll eat anything remotely edible
Hmmm… edibles
Mmmm… Goblin…
…And here’s to the old olds.
This might work if the joint has only CBD and no THC.
Just remember that not everyone reacts the same to substances. If it isn’t for you, then it isn’t for you.
Can it be for me then?
I don’t understand how you’re supposed to go to bed without eating a sandwich first, with a bunch of salty, crunchy chips, followed by something chocolatey, then a bunch of other stuff, oh shit, it’s 1:30 am, I have to go to bed…
Smoke 2 joints in the morning
Smoke 2 joints at night
Smoke 2 joints in the afternoon
Makes me feel alright…
I smoke 2 joints before I smoke 2 joints, then I smoke 2 joints.
Imagine, that torch must smell.
I stopped smoking weed because my lady is super straight-edge no-nonsense etc. I got so fucking fat since then.
You fat push over, get out there and live your life, take a walk bra. Edited the word bro to bra ;)
I got this feeling inside
Can’t find no balance in my mind
I must be missing the point
I need a coffee and a jointsomeone should make a sub where the gimmick is that you can only post while high and we debate about random high thoughts
I thought that’s what we were already doing. Isn’t that what social media is for?
We could call it /c/treehouse
Treehouse is the name of a cyberspace hangout in the scifi series Otherland by Tad Williams, just popped back in my mind how good and more and more relevant that series is. Should give it a reread…
Two joints and no snacks? Ain’t no way I’m sleeping like that dawg, I’d be waking up having sleep paralysis demons shaped like an evil Dorito sitting on my belly at around midnight for sure.
Fun fact, if you do OPs strategy for long enough you can completely eliminate having any kind of appetite.
never heard of this. how does that work?
Wait for real?
Yeah. Don’t do it, having an appetite is important. It will ruin your relationship with food.
I would be so messed up… I did it once and feinted… I saw light at the end of a tunnel and only to be slapped back to life.
Oh, my daddy he once told me, “son, you be hard working man”
My mama she once told me, “son, you do the best you can”
But then one day I met a man who came up to me and said
“Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head”
And now I’ve got that guitar solo in my head. Hell yeah
I never thought I’d see an America where weed was cheaper than food, but here we are.
Two days ago I got so high celebrating blue Texas that I felt bad for sad Trump losing so hard
I have never been that high in my entire life.
If I wasn’t on call I would’ve popped edibles until I was spinning after that election.
