This number inflates every time I read it. First it was ten years of hosting cost. Then it’s operating costs. Soon it will be ten years of the entire US GDP.

I’d believe they have ten years of hosting costs on hand.

My quick googling says they have 170m in assets and all 180m in annual operating costs. Give or take.

Please. Stop. I can’t get any more erect.

So it’s basically a grilled cheese on a bun?

That sounds delicious.

People with trauma sometimes deal with it through gallows humor. That’s not childish.

It comes from the fact that the person I was replying to is basically saying to people who are possibly suicidal " you’re not serious because you’re not doing it."

Which is a very dick thing to say.

Everybody’s cute. But in steely grey… I’m STUNNING

“You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill… on weed? Oh, there’s some crazy shit, man. There’s a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno! RED TEAM GO, RED TEAM GO.”

Lemmy desperately needs some kind of dedupe

I also joke about doing your mom. But we all know that jokes are pretend. I’d much rather rail your dad.

This car looks like it wants to invade Narn

I always wondered if it would hold up in court.

If you had a “come and take them” bumper sticker, a gun in the glove box, and forgot to lock your car. Could I legally take it?

We’re the only country that has a weird obsession with religion and let women vote.

Stay hydrated!

Now I’m picturing people crying a Gatorade bottle amount of tears.

The Sadness Quencher

I’m honestly surprised. This is the sort of horrible job that immigrants are usually stuck doing.

Mood

It can pop out a pojo based on copy paste of an API document faster than I can.

I wouldn’t trust it for logic though. That’s just asking for trouble.

Wut

Twenty five years and I didn’t know that

Start job hunting now. Half ass your job until they fire you.

Occupy Homes

Sounds like someone glued redis to MySQL and branded it.