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Even though this is obviously a joke, the mere statement - right after the entire rightwing media apparatus pretended like he was the kingmaker non-stop - will probably make Asmongold shit himself.
As an emotionally unbalanced person, the stress from this statement might just send him.
And I’m here for that.
I, once again, wish I was half as cool as rightwing fever dreams
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Lock him up in a shower stall first.
Spray him down with a pressure washer.
But with no distance
we need more power
Install the swirling thing attachment too.
i understand where you’re coming from but you cannot abrogate his autonomy like that. instead, he should be sent to a pit to work.
Nah I’d force him to shower
But then he’d disappear. I think Asmongold’s whole self had been replaced over time with filth.
Unlimited intifada on the gamers. Ban WoW forever now. Delay the release of GTA6 until it can run at 60fps. No half measures.
Ban WoW forever now
Ban WoW now and forever
Gulags but for anyone who’s said that woke is killing the video game industry
what if I said woke is killing gaming, but that’s good and part of the dark woke plan?
Then you get to run the gulag
state-mandated bath times, just keep dunking him in and out until he stops being a biohazard
Are you familiar with those enormous chemical bath things they use to submerge entire locomotive engines? We need at least one of those.
No need to pull him out either just hold him under
They’re really big on cleanliness in prison, so he’d get shanked day one.
two cakes
I don’t agree with prison, can’t we just take away his computer and recording equipment? Ban him from social media? Honestly think that would fuck with him more
Counter point -
A prison need not be a torture chamber. It would literally probably be more humane to keep him in a well-maintained prison that is focused on safety and rehabilitation rather than let him continue to be a shut-in in his hive of roaches and mold.
I guess that is the thing, if its rehabilitation its probably going to be called something else
Nah, solitary confinement. That thing is a monster.
Nobody but the rats, roaches, and mold spores to listen to him.
Rowling better prepare her mansion for an influx of refugees…
He needs to be moved to a more sanitary environment for rehabilitation.
he needs to be separated from society for his and our protection.
A policy I can support!
This is the only way to make him take a shower
Bug spray would probably do the trick
