- Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;– - Good ol’ Bobby Tables 
- Thank you! I was getting worried. 
- Came here looking for Little Bobby Tables with the link loaded up in my clipboard! 
 
- Yes, I’ll name my child parent. This will reverse the tree, vertically. - It’s Sims 2 all over again. 
- And if they settle on they/them pronouns, you could have an inverted non-binary tree. 
- It’s like naming your dog ‘Cat’. 
 
- What about Alice, Bob, and Eve? - They’re currently shaking hands and too busy to let us borrow their names - Even if they weren’t you wouldn’t be able to contact them directly, nowadays they have s man in the middle who handles their communications. badum tss - You’ll have to settle for naming your child after one of their public keys, but then your child will only be able to talk to them. 
 
 
 
- I love you so much - NullPointerException- Oh no, we’ve lost - NaNagain!
- “don’t throw your child please.” “Why? What’s wrong with it?” 
 
- fun fact elif is a legit girl name in Turkish - My grandma watches this - Lol, my mother used to watch it too 
- don’t even know what this is but I have been abroad since maybe 2010 so not suprised 
 
 
- “Pointer, where are you?” Points at Parent, my other child - OOP issues LOL! 
- Pointer, where is This, your other sibling? - They’re with Self and Construct. 
 
- Pointer moved to Hollywood, to become a character star. They had a string of interviews, but it ended in nothing. 
 
- Why no Ada or Janet? Or Haskell or Idris? - Ada is in fact named after a person, thus completing the circle. - So are Haskell and Idris (well, if you consider a singing dragon as a person). - Boolean is named after George Boole so that is too, sort of 
 
 
 
- Elif is a feminine Turkish name :) 
- You know, OOP in Spanish translates as “Programación orientada a objetos” or POO in case you need it - Same in French which is ofc very similar to Spanish: programmation orientée objet 
 
- A friend of mine named his dog Byte. The dog is very playful, and has the habit of running in the direction of other people he meets. - When the dog does that my friend tries to call him back shouting: “BYTE!! BYTE!!”. People get really scared when this happens 😂 - Okay, not so funny if you are the one being approached by the dog. - That’s probably a little unethical but the mental image is absolutely hilarious. 
 
- Little baby FORTRAN 
- “Yo shut the fuck up Linked list, you’re annoying as hell” 
- Meet my kids, Sed and Awk. - And my dog, Cat. 
- What about grep and ack? - Those are our names. My parents were Less and More. - I guess head and tail are your grandparents? 
 
 
 
- Definitely naming my next dog Byte. - Edit: Petabyte! 
- “child” seems to be enough. short and concise. - “Slave” works too. 
- child-1 just in case - Yeah leave em wondering what happened to child-0 
- Error in line 1: You can’t use a reserved symbol in a variable name. 
 
 




















