Wait, you people sleep?

That which doth go in the square hole, cannot go in the round hole.

0 - ain’t had any (this year at least)

Cool beans!

Speaking of, can beer or wine be made with beans? 🤔

I have no idea, obviously it takes time to brew. But whatever you come up with, keep us updated…

Nah, not boiled, we just experimented the good old fashioned daddy don’t give a shit redneck way, with a 5 gallon water jug, plain old bread yeast, sugar, and whatever random fruits or berries he came across on the cheap.

He started with elderberries, then went on to try strawberries, blueberries, watermelon and bananas.

Surprisingly, even though he did things totally redneck style without all the proper equipment, I think around 3/4 of his batches came out alright. Not the finest of wines, but we got drunk on the cheap LOL! 🥂

Random idea we never tried: Technically tomatoes are considered a fruit, what would tomato wine taste like?.. 🤔

We tried brewing watermelon and banana wines before. I forget which one, but one of those didn’t last long before it started turning more vinegary…

But now you perked my interest, SPAM wine?..

happy couch moaning noises…

Ok 👎

I only checked my comment history, and found your weird comment chain.

You can let it go ya know. I don’t even give a shit.

Edit: Downvote 2 (I wasn’t the first to downvote)

Bruh, pull your dick out of the couch.

Um, excuse me…

Since when does beauty have anything to do with political opinion?

And since when does political opinion have anything in particular to do with showerthoughts?

It’s definitely not a top notch phone, so don’t expect it to be a powerhouse of a gaming phone or whatever, but it’s actually a pretty decent phone to be fair.

It doesn’t have many sensors, only the accelerometer, light, proximity, and significant motion sensors, so don’t expect it to work with RFID or NFC devices either. No compass sensor either ☹️

But where it lacks in power and features, it makes up for in an amazing battery life, plus even the stock Android ain’t too damn bad. 👍

I have a Blu B131DL that allows the bootloader to be unlocked without being online. No WiFi, no SIM card, it just simply allows unlocking. No catches.

I haven’t actually done anything with it though, it’s still on its stock Android 11, but it’s nice to know I have that option.

Prison Snitch = Snitchie Bitchies get the Stitchies

Erectile Dysfunction = Teenie Weenie

Karolina Protsenko, the famous young violinist, said she keeps her violin with her at all times ever since someone broke into her parents’ SUV. Luckily they didn’t take or damage her violin, but they did get away with multiple electronics and microphones and stuff.

You gotta hate thieves 😡

It probably won’t make much difference on that end, but at least I didn’t get the notification of your comment across all my devices, only the device I checked first.

I talk a lot of shit, but the device I’m posting from has never been signed into Google.

They should have done that from day one though.

I’m gradually learning how to de-Google myself.

You mean they didn’t already do that? Fuck, I find it annoying enough to get the same notifications across my 3 phones, tablet and laptop.

Can they please STOP!!