Sad this was a necesary sacrifice to get the Worm comic adaptation

“You gonna fight me?” He called out.
“I’m a good guy,” I said.
The good guy:

AO3 never stood a chance.
That is “a server rack caught fire” levels of downtime lmao
in twitter someone pointed out “2-4 weeks” is a standard time they give when shipping hardware, so it could totally be a server that caught fire
“Datacenter got droned” level
Removed by mod
12 hours
actually nah 2-4 weeks
seismic oof
Me the first day of a “small job” vs me the second day
Thank goodness I never got into that or else id be devastated
Hide the hentai, they must not find it!
hentai
VOLCEL POLICE!!! WE HAVE A WARRANT!!!

The VOLCEL POLICE are on the scene! PLEASE KEEP YOUR VITAL ESSENCES TO YOURSELVES AT ALL TIMES.
نحن شرطة VolCel.بناءا على تعليمات الهيئة لترويج لألعاب الفيديو و النهي عن الجنس نرجوا الإبتعاد عن أي أفكار جنسية و الحفاظ على حيواناتكم المنويَّة حتى يوم الحساب. اتقوا الله، إنك لا تراه لكنه يراك.

Damn lol. We’re they hit by a meteor?
Maybe an MQ-9 reaper got hit and crashed into the servers.
Devastation. Chaos reigns.
Wattpad user traffic quintuples.
Every time I see AO3 written my brain autocorrects it to AOC
President AO3 will make yaoi a/b/o fanfic mandatory.
My brain always thinks it’s Age of Empires 3 for some reason, despite there being no E. Though to some connoisseurs of fanfiction slop this could be interpreted as a disaster comparable to the collapse of an empire.
Alexandria Ocasio-Threeortez
hopefully our own server hamsters bypass the strait of bab el mandeb, so we should be fine
Update: there was a “security incident”
First they came for the communists (ProleWiki) Then they came for the fandom…
Dammit. I was just thinking of reading fanfiction again. I got into about a year ago when I was hypomanic and I miss the solitude of reading. It kept my mind quiet.
can always find some pdfs of real books on annas archive
That’s a good suggestion. I am a member of MyAnonamouse too.
the solitude of reading
If you say what you like, hexbears might have some recs
I appreciate the thought but I was reading some pretty embarrassing stuff. Not always NSFW, but it’s embarrassing.

i may never recoverno seriously, why live?

fanfiction dot net?
i’ll probably work through my massive backlog of interactive fiction instead
Yumeshipper’s nightmare
Oh dear. I’m concerned what this means for the quarantine. These people are going to go somewhere.
When it finally comes back online it’ll be All AO3 April
























