Management was never going to give raises, and no one sane would believe they intended to…
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This is how the budgeting goes in America, sorry can’t have free health care the police need a big brother network and a tank each to enforce our rule
Oh, wow, 3 emojis!
Hey I made those! For the discord, like 6 years ago lol.
Unrelated, but Whipits ended up killing my little brother. Might have been barbiturates, but it was hard to tell.
Fuck you miranda enjoy the footage of me whizzing in the freezer high on whippets.
The employees have a golden opportunity to sneak the used canisters into the walk-in to just leave behind a container. Enjoy arduously poring over tens of hours of camera footage to inspect the blurry hand movements of everyone who enters the walk-in, Miranda.
Not that I believe this bloodless freak was ever going to give raises, but if the cost of one shitty camera is enough to wipe out raises for the whole fucking store then they should still be pissed at you, miranda.
Also, why do you fucking care? Did you even notice anything wrong before sporting the empty? Then it doesn’t matter, does it?
Raises are opex, cameras are capex. “That money” is literally a different resource. Do you know anything, Miranda?
They’re paid to not know, or at least to lie.
If this is a “mom and pop” restaurant though, there’s a good chance everyone is paid from Miranda’s personal checking account.
miranda just pissed because she wanted to do those whip its in the walk-in because she wanted to forget for 30 seconds that her life has no integrity.
Blasting technohead’s “I wanna be a hippy” over the shittiest Bluetooth headphones ever manufactured while huffing nangs in the freezer is one of life’s true pleasures.
Edit: I don’t actually believe this but I do sincerely believe it, you figure it out <3
I am now going to have to spend money
Why?
:smuglord: hey guys, boss here. we have like $50 in the bank. and now it’s $0.
Always pay your guys on time. Don’t try telling them you can pay them later, the moment you admit you don’t have the money they’re no longer your guys.
What if someone just needed to get some whipped cream ready in a hurry and dropped the canister by accident, Miranda?
This is the authentic working-at-a-small-business experience.
Only thing different from my experience is the boss actually blaming an actual thing an employee did instead of just making up an excuse why no one can get paid and yet they still had money for a fancy state of the art security system installed by their nephew.
That camera? A $2500/month FLOCK camera.
it me. i was doing the whippets in the walk-in with the other prep cook. thats why we had to go from spray cans to paper cartons of topping.
