- Everyone knows elevators are just a way to hide loading screens - It’s pretty suspicious that going up 2 floors in an apartment building takes as long as going up 10 floors in an office building. - Lol, elevator speed is a cost thing. Gotta keep those office grunts at their desks working(they also move a lot more people and if you get a fast elevator you cut down the number needed . - To be fair it’s also a capacity thing. If an elevator goes more slowly it can carry more weight. People moving in/out of apartments might need to carry furniture, while usually office elevators just have to carry people. - Partly true. People weigh a LOT and I mean a LOT for the amount of space they take up in the elevator. - I’ll have you know, I’ve been losing weight, so don’t lump me in with those people. - That just means an extra person crams increasing the risk weight! 
 
 
 
 
 
 
- Why is fox entertainment always mixed in with news companies…I know what they claim, but you should know better. It’s NOT news and never will be. - Nor is Vice or reddit - When Vice was printed media, they had better journalism than most. What the fuck happened that they are now not even news? - Their good journalists left 
- They filled for bankruptcy and fired all their staff. Once they were something important but not anymore. They are basically another Newsweek clone now. 
 
- Vice is investigative journalism, which used to be fairly common among news Networks, but it takes actual work so it has fallen out of favor. 
 
 
- I keep forgetting to watch the Truman show. Thanks for reminding me. - ~It was in my script.~ - I mean, no problem! 
 
- Prey (2017) - I just started playing it recently. I played around with those elevators way too long. :D 
 
- I refuse to believe it!!! 
- It’s just a silent teleport. You can’t put one sector on top of another. 
- That bit in Hard Boiled where they take a lift between two floors of bad guys in a single take, but it’s actually the same set reset by stage hands, is proof of this. 
- deleted by creator 
- BET is always trying to convince me of this. 
- Removed by mod - They produce a lot of elevator-centric content. 
 
- and i thought snopes told the truth /s - Am I missing something about snopes, or am I reading into this comment the wrong way? - Snopes is excellent for urban legends. - They seem to be pressing doubt on this one, which is where I have leaned as well. - This isn’t snopes but it’s the same strategy they use. See if you agree with the false conclusion. 
 
 
 
 









