Edit - Some of the other articles make sure to mention that the building in question also houses a gym, which I take as their best effort to get around military censorship.
There was this one time I was visiting DC and had some wicked BBQ beanis. Later that night I ripped a fart so powerful it set off the shot detectors. Just saw tons of cops and FBI just swarming the area minutes later and dry heaving in the lingering swamp gas left behind.
What if it’s not gunfire but just someone farting like that? Feel good about that now, “free” media?
I was near an active shooter alert one time that turned out to have been someone dropping a barbell in the building’s gym.
Wait that’s fucking wild whaddahell
I can’t find an article that reveals the punchline, but this was the incident.
Edit - Some of the other articles make sure to mention that the building in question also houses a gym, which I take as their best effort to get around military censorship.
I’m pretty sure that’s praxis, actually.