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  • palordrolap@fedia.io
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    If you’re talking about applications that can be made to act how their namesake predecessors did 30 years ago, sure. The Unix mindset is all about that.

    But don’t be fooled into thinking that anything on a modern Unix-like system hasn’t been modified, patched or rewritten from scratch at some point in the last 30 years. More than once. Even /bin/false has a changelog.

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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      Slightly pedantic, but according to core-utils GitHub, false.c has not been changed in 21 years. But true.c, which is what false.c is based on, has been changed as recent as 4 months ago.

      ~I couldn’t resist looking it up, and found the results mildly interesting.~

      • tisktisk@piefed.social
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        you mispelled super interesting

        • zergtoshi@lemmy.world
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          You misspelled misspell 🤪

      • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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        #define AUTHORS proper_name (“Jim Meyering”)

        The true author, so to speak.

    • WesternInfidels@feddit.online
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      It is committed long-term maintenance that separates a road from a desire pathway.

      It is committed long-term maintenance that eventually makes software solid enough to be someone else’s substrate.

      /bombast

  • SatyrSack@quokk.au
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    Survivorship bias

    • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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      yeah, I bet there was a bunch of crap written 30y ago too, the difference was no npm or github

      • Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Not quite 30 yet but maven was released 2004 and still going strong.

        • SomeRandomNoob@discuss.tchncs.de
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          Thanks. Now i feel old :(

        • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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          https://lemmy.world/post/46520928/23602686

  • zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.comBanned
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    *30 days

    • marcos@lemmy.world
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      What are you guys doing to your JS packages for them to last so long?

      • I Cast Fist@programming.dev
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        No using in production, I guess

  • AAA@feddit.org
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    Survivorship bias. We only see the “good old programs” because the bad ones didn’t make it until now.

    • Stitch0815@feddit.org
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      Yes

      And while not exactly applicable for the computer example but generally everytime this example is brought up

      ROMANS DID NOT HAVE 40 FUCKING TON TRUCKS

      Much less so 100s per hour

      Roman infrastructure was/is impressive no doubt

      But not that impressive

      • mkwt@lemmy.world
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        Yeah, the damage curve is exponential by axle weight.

        • anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          Not quite, but fourth power may as well be.

    • StarDreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Nah. The dumpster fire known as gcc still survived until this day.

      There’s a reason why almost every new optimization/language starts with llvm.

  • Deftworks@lemmy.zip
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    Who spilled the 55 gallon drum of sulfuric acid out front, and “forgot” to clean it up?

    • Čauky Mňauky@lemmy.zip
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      I suppose there was a big fire. Sulfuric acid would have eaten the steel reinforcement, leaving the asphalt alone, more or less.

      • Deftworks@lemmy.zip
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        deleted by creator

  • Apathy Tree@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I watched whole videos about repaving with used bricks and why we don’t do that for all low-speed roads globally is just beyond me.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    30 months!??!? Are you trying to get hacked?

  • HamsterRage@lemmy.ca
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    COBOL system written 50 years ago…JS package at release.

  • what@beehaw.org
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    We should dig up our roads to use as fuel while we’re at it

    • raman_klogius@ani.social
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      The only time climate change is helping us with that, by heating up the air so much the asphalt melts.

  • ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip
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    I’m an old-school JavaScript developer, that’s why I use Angular!

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      1000003722

    • TOR-anon1@lemmy.world
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      Jquery user here…

      • aaaaaaaaargh@feddit.org
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        whippersnappers

        • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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          that’s a blast from the past I want to forget.

          ajax was such a bitch

  • Caveman@lemmy.world
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    That Roman road is in absolute shit condition. It used to have 2 more layers on top of those rocks, a gravel layer and a stone block finish.

    • Soapbox@lemmy.zip
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      That Roman road also didn’t have thousands of multi-ton vehicles rolling over it every day.

      • enumerator4829@sh.itjust.works
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        That javascript hole was probably caused by a bicycle.

        • Caveman@lemmy.world
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          Looks like a user error to me

    • DahGangalang@infosec.pub
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      Yeah, so not ideal, but still workable despite being built off ancient technology in an ancient time.

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    Really, that’s some well-crafted street.

  • ForeverComical@lemmy.ca
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    Until Y2K38 😱😱😱

  • thedeadwalking4242@lemmy.world
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    Software quality apocalypse continues to worse ( the bar was already low )

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    And now they are being released 100x faster by AI

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