IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY and karl marx’s BUT ALSO MY BIRTHDAY

HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY, ME!!!

Sorry about manifesting the hantavirus thing, everyone. There’s this family wedding later this summer that I’m obligated to attend for various reasons, and I really don’t want to go attend. I accidentally talked out loud to myself last month “I wish something would happen so I could avoid it” and here we are.

If I were in the cuck chair I’d simply just invite my girlfriend to join me as we make waldorf and statler commentary because I love her and like spending time with her us fr

Yes, I am telling you a honey nutted in these cheerios.

lol, the Trueanon subreddit has finally banned the use of an ableist slur and unsurprisingly, there has been a complete meltdown by posters in reaction.

My new landlord is noticeably much less of a scumbag than my old one

I’m sitting here listening to a coworker completely cooking her brain with the most deepfried brainrot I’ve ever heard. It’s a bunch of AI voices saying a bunch of dramatic stuff. Like “You cheated on me you slut!” and “if you go near her again I’ll break your legs” Interspersed with dramatic musical stings. It’s just an endless string of what you’d get if you told an AI “create a dramatic soap opera moment” 100 times and then stuck them together

What the fuck is going on

i really don’t understand why my partner didn’t get screened for cancer when she went to the doctor months ago for unexplained weight loss (like 30Ib in a year, no changed habits, prior to quitting drinking, even), like, I thought that’s what they did when they did blood work and said she was fine

I feel like thinking i know more than doctors is treading a dangerous line of arrogance but jesus fucking christ it feels like they do not give a single shit about her if all they did in response to her losing 1/5th of her body weight in a year without explanation was to draw some blood, shrug their shoulders and go “welp, you’re fine!”

and now she can’t fucking eat because she’s so anxious because of the situation with her job and their response is to give her a pamphlet with “baby’s first steps to fixing your appetite” as if neither of us had the capacity to think of “eat small meals” and shit like that.

The more i think about it the angrier i get, this fucking patronizing toddler “information” and a referral for a cancer screening they should have done months ago is all she gets? Eat small meals, fuck you, she can hardly eat anything without immediately burping and feeling like she’s going to throw up. There’s no prescription strength anti emetic they can give for nausea so she can at least try and eat a couple meals? Give her a fucking xanax or two, maybe? No it’s just “awww poor baby, try eating less :) pay us $260 ($40 after insurance)”

I don’t know if it’s just doctors not caring about their jobs, not caring about women, or i’m just an asshole and this is reasonable medical care

porno where the plumber ain’t fool and collects half the fee in advance. has sex, stops to do a heap of plumbing for 30 minutes and when they’re done then they just cum

rules of acquisition-pilled type fucking

Thoughts on McDonalds offering “dirty sodas” to misdirect Google searches about how filthy the soda machine tubes get

Talking about how i befriended some people and they asked me along to a social event

i did everything right and they invited me

The Animal Farm discourse is hilarious because pinkos will rate it low because it’s anticommunist swill and chuds will rate it low because it doesn’t sufficiently worship the anticommunist swill source material