Lol.
Imagine having to finger your gun
This post was made the the automatic gun gangimagine having to choke your gun
this post was made by uncontrolled discharge gang
You pump AFTER you shoot, you clod
and that would be before the next shot

Most shotguns are one pump chumps. If you’re having to give it a full handjob, consider using lube.
Cocks.
puts a choke on it you have been a bad shotgun
For best results, make sure you’ve got a firm grip on the butt
I suppose it’s better than the lively fisting that a bolt-action would require.
I feel fisting would be more appropriately used as an analogue for muzzle loaders.
That’s closer to sounding.
If you, consciously or otherwise, got your gun as a penis substitute, that’s probably a plus.
you mean cock?
The gun fetishizing communities are leaking again.
Legitimately thought this was on NonCredible Defense until I read your comment and checked where I was.
Reminds me of an old joke:
Q. Why is your mom like a shotgun?
A. Because one pump and she’s ready to blow.
Imagine your gun was trying to be a vibrator
This is why you got to get a break action shotgun.
Well with those ones you have to bend it over and fill the holes
With break action, everyone is a swinger.










