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zedgeist@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

Just work a little harder

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zedgeist@lemmy.world to A Boring Dystopia@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • themeatbridge@lemmy.world
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    Don’t forget be extremely lucky.

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      7-18-27-34-38-51

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        Work 7 days a week, 18 hour a day, 27 days a month, 34 years of your life, additionally 38 years of your life, 51 weeks a year?

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          You’re only working 7 days a week and 18 hours a day? Rookie numbers.

          I created an extra day and work 20 hours in each of em. No wonder you pansies can’t afford health insurance.

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            So you created an extra day just so you can rest 4 hours in it? How lazy can you get?

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              Shit! Look, I’m shocking at maths. Help me figure out how to give the man more of my hours.

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            That is still equivalent to working only 24 hours each day, except 2.

            What are you doing with those 8 hours?!? Watching Netflix?!? Eating your poorman’s avocado?!?

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              Eating Poorman’s avocado Sounds like a segment on Loveline.

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              I can’t do math; I thought this was good. Should I make more days or work more in the ones I already have?

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                TL;DR: You still sleep.

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      Or give up some years to the world’s largest military.

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        Oh that’s a terrible plan. Veterans are far more likely to end up poor than rich, and that doesn’t include the ones who never come home.

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