Three words…
Cock finger puppet.
Act as if the place is yours as if you were the boss
not show up
They could wait for more than 30sec.
Might not work.
All I’d have to do is turn up.
A few years ago I’d have said a Nazi salute.
But now I have to ask clarifying questions, like the location of the interview
The only thing that changed is your perception, but thats still wrong.
People used to care about stuff like that, but a big deal wasnt even made of it.
But today? Youre likely to actually get hurt by some retard who doesn’t know shit or how to mind their own business.
The only reason it is such a big deal today is because of the hyper offended culture that has been born out of the political correctness culture
I had to read that title a few times. As it potentially could be its own answer: offer a blowjob
…I know, I’ll see myself out now…
I went to an interview for a company in the west coast and I was in central time. the recruiter told me that they had core hours and I’d have some flexibility. one of the first questions was whether I was willing to work Pacific time, which I wasn’t, especially since it wasn’t the best paying job in the world. That interview lasted about 30 seconds.
In the movie Trainspotting, Spud took a bunch of speed right before his job interview to mess up any chances he had of getting hired.
So… that.
Can’t remember if it’s in the movie too, but in the book, the speed starts to make him paranoid that he’s doing too well and might get the job 😁
“Yup, that’s me on the OSHA poster.”
“I’m the reason they changed the safety rules 3 times in a month”
What a useless post.
Do you handle multiple dicks or just your own?
“I’ve always been on the lookout for great places to start a workers union.”
Immediately strip and start furiously masturbating.
Did the interview room have a big black couch?
I wish there was proper furniture! Fucker accused me of shoplifting!
That’ll do it
Boring perhaps, but just get up and leave.
“This is exactly the kind of confidence we’re looking for in a candidate. You’re hired!”
I cough into my hand as I reach out to greet them and fart loudly as I make eye contact while shaking their hand.
