• whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    4 days ago

    Illegal commies from the border planets are all hutt gangsters and wizard hermits hooked on spice trying to steal our precious imperial fluids

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      3 days ago

      Luke, do you realize that in addition to blueidating milk, why, there are studies underway to blueidate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, water… ice cream. Ice cream, Luke, children’s ice cream. You know when blueidation first began? Eight Teen Bee Bee Why, Luke. How does that coincide with your post-war clonie conspiracy, huh? It’s incredibly obvious, isn’t it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious imperial fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That’s the way your hard-core clonie works.