We smashed another week, so we’ve earned some fun! Today’s game is what if… someone posts a what if question, eg “what if you won the lottery” and the next person answers it and poses their own what if question. Have fun!
What if you could go back in time where would you go?
1883, three years before Richard Von Krafft Ebing published Psychopathia Sexualis. This gives me enough time to establish myself, become his peer, and steal his work to publish under my own name.
Why? Because 1886 is the first time the term Anilingus is used in print, with ol’ sexy Richard credited for coining it.
What if everyone got one extra eye, where would you put it?
Oh no i don’t want it! It would freak me out. If i had to I’d have it on my back so I didn’t have to see it.
What if you won a million dollars
I would invest all of it in index funds and live off the dividends; anything in excess would either be re-invested or go towards political efforts that work towards alleviating & ending capitalism, and I would probably want some monthly budget for mutual aid
What would you do if a celebrity fell in love with you? (envisioned however you want, but admittedly what comes to my mind is Notting Hill, I love that movie)
Depends which one! If it was Angelina I’d marry her immediately but if it was Tom Cruise I’d panic.
What would you do if a river of chocolate appeared at the end of your street?
Ha, I understand that - Tom Cruise is creepy, eek
I would call an emergency number, since it probably indicates an industrial disaster
What would you do if a legally protected bird made a nest in your mailbox?
What if aliens came to earth?
Take me with you, please!! My dog’s gotta come with though hahaha
What if animals could talk?
I like to imagine that the animals are the same intelligence as before but we can understand them?
In that case, I think it would mostly be super annoying and creepy (especially birds omg can you imagine??), but there’d be some sweet highlights with beloved companions and fascinating interactions with cephalopods and cetaceans. I feel like apes would really be a “through a mirror darkly” kind of sitch, even more so than now.
We’d also need to adjust our ethical, cultural, and legal frameworks, too!
What if humans could get all of their nutrients directly from the sun and air and water?
That would be great! So many world issues would be solved. Only thing is the economy based on food would be screwed.
What if all humans were suddenly able to fly?
They do talk you just have to learn their language.
What if I can’t think of any questions?🪻
Then I will think of some for you
What if you were offered the power to read minds, yea or nay?
Yes! I’d really be able to keep myself safe with that skill. I’d hopefully be able to only read them when I wanted to so I wouldn’t abuse it.
What if you could go back in time to the 1800s and live there, would you do it?
Ooohhhh so, 1890-1915ish is one of my favorite time periods for historical fashion. If I could guarantee that I was in a humanist centered family with a decent amount of cash, then yeah, I think I would do. I’m imagining myself in flowy lawn dresses with my romantic “lady roommate” 😄




