yes because according to every person on the internet I’ve ever spoken to the microsecond you turn 30 you transform from a capable young person directly into a withered husk with one foot in the grave
I’m in my 30’s but I’m Chinese so I look much younger than the white folk my age. Esp since these bleachskins keep going out to “get a tan” and “spend time in direct Australian sunlight”.
I see it here on Hexbear even, all the time. It’s like in the last 10 years people decided the natural progression of human existence is child > young adult > crypt keeper, with the final stage lasting more than 60% of your lifespan.
yes because according to every person on the internet I’ve ever spoken to the microsecond you turn 30 you transform from a capable young person directly into a withered husk with one foot in the grave
Can confirm I am in my 30s and I’m actually dead
I’m in my 40s and have to be revived via juche necromancy every 15 minutes or else my digestive enzymes will turn my body into garum
I’m in my 30’s but I’m Chinese so I look much younger than the white folk my age. Esp since these bleachskins keep going out to “get a tan” and “spend time in direct Australian sunlight”.
Without sunscreen? No wonder they look like that
I always find that shit funny. Then they’re shocked when they see men and women in their 30’s looking youthful and in good shape.
I see it here on Hexbear even, all the time. It’s like in the last 10 years people decided the natural progression of human existence is child > young adult > crypt keeper, with the final stage lasting more than 60% of your lifespan.
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